Let 'er Rip in 4 Easy Steps
Step 1: Choose your Scent
Customize the scent that wafts out of the jar. Choose from scents like 8 Hour Trucker, Hungover Frat Boy, World of Warcrafter and more.
Step 2: Give 'em a piece of your mind
Write a personalized note or send it anonymously. We will print it out on a heavy grade parchment paper and finish it with a bow. Fishing for the note while being engulfed in stink is half the laugh.
Step 3: Seal the deal, this stink is for real
We'll seal up your stink jar and ship it out within 1-2 days so it has plenty of time to ferment and ripen. We even send you the tracking info and an email when it is delivered. This ensures you get to enjoy their reaction.
Step 4: Fist bump - You Win!
What's that smell? Oh, that's just the smell of victory as they breathe in the stink, read your custom message and save that memory for a lifetime.
Yep, that's it!
Now imagine the look on their face when they realize they just inhaled an invisible turd. And once they've breathed in the surprise stench, you're done. It's the perfect way to tell someone how you truly feel without ever having to say a word.
Send the Perfect Smelly Little Present
This is the perfect way to say Happy Birthday, give someone a Secret Santa Gift or just have a good laugh at another's expense.
Perfect for:
- Arrogant friends or father-in-laws.
- Roommates, suite mates, cube mates, classmates, cell mates.
- Ex-boyfriends, girlfriends, one-night stands.
- Great way to say Happy Birthday or Anniversary.
- Friends or enemies you haven't seen in a while.
- Bachelor parties, wedding parties, pampered chef parties.
- That person you're thinking about right now!
Young or old, everyone can enjoy a good laugh, even at their own expense. Give them the laugh they deserve!
Skeptical? Don't be. Here's why:
FAQs
1) Is this real? As close to real as a fart in a jar can get. Our clients love our product and we do everything to make sure our clients are happy with what we deliver!
2) Where does the fart come from? Our secret method. Would you ask the colonel to divulge his secrets? Don't worry, it's not flammable and it's non-toxic.
3) What comes in a jart? A fart. Plus, a customized note that says whatever you want.
4) Can I send a jart anonymously? Yes! They won't know who sent it unless you want to sign your name to the note. Nothing short of a court order will unseal our cheeks.
5) How long does the smell last? 7-10 days depending on temperature and nostril flow. This includes shipment time.
6) What's your shipment time? We ship first class package in the US via USPS. USPS says 1-3 days. (That's after 1-2 days processing time - so calculate accordingly. You'll be notified of progress via email.)
7) How bad does it stink? It won't knock you out but you sure as hell can smell it when you open the jar.
8) Do you ship internationally? Sort of... we ship to Canada. And we have a partner site in the UK who can take care of orders in the UK or Europe. www.fartsdirect.com.
