Let 'er Rip in 4 Easy Steps
Yep, that's it!
Now imagine the look on their face when they realize they just inhaled an invisible turd. And once they've breathed in the surprise stench, you're done. It's the perfect way to tell someone how you truly feel without ever having to say a word.
Send the Perfect Smelly Little Present
This is the perfect way to say Happy Birthday, give someone a Secret Santa Gift or just have a good laugh at another's expense.
- Arrogant friends or father-in-laws.
- Roommates, suite mates, cube mates, classmates, cell mates.
- Ex-boyfriends, girlfriends, one-night stands.
- Great way to say Happy Birthday or Anniversary.
- Friends or enemies you haven't seen in a while.
- Bachelor parties, wedding parties, pampered chef parties.
- That person you're thinking about right now!
Young or old, everyone can enjoy a good laugh, even at their own expense. Give them the laugh they deserve!
I sent one of these to my Dad for his 60th Birthday, we are still laughing about it. Who would have thought you could send a fart in a jar.
I hate confrontation with friends or family, but nothing says I love you even when I want to kill you like a fart in a jar.
Need a quick gift but you don't know what to get somebody? Forget sending flowers or something lame, everybody loves the humor of a good fart and besides, it comes in a nice jar.
Skeptical? Don't be. Here's why:
1) Is this real? As close to real as a fart in a jar can get. Our clients love our product and we do everything to make sure our clients are happy with what we deliver!
2) Where does the fart come from? Our secret method. Would you ask the colonel to divulge his secrets? Don't worry, it's not flammable and it's non-toxic.
3) What comes in a jart? A fart. Plus, a customized note that says whatever you want.
4) Can I send a jart anonymously? Yes! They won't know who sent it unless you want to sign your name to the note. Nothing short of a court order will unseal our cheeks.
5) How long does the smell last? 5-7 days depending on temperature and nostril flow. This includes shipment time.
6) How bad does it stink? It won't knock you out but you sure as hell can smell it when you open the jar.
7) Do you ship internationally? Not yet, we are working on it. If you want details, drop us a line via Contact Us.