Top 12 Funny Anniversary Gifts for Your Spouse
Everyone should be so lucky to marry their best friend. If you are one of those lucky people, then you know that your wedding anniversary is just another golden chance to make your spouse pee their pants with laughter. Forget the romantic dinners and the massages, go straight for the jugular.
To start with, you need to make sure that the funny gift you choose for your anniversary is something that will resonate with your partner. It could be something sweet in a cynical way, something that is an inside joke, or it could just be something that falls into the "prank" category.
Either way, the simple fact that it's coming from you will make them laugh, and they will love it that much more. Here are some of the best and funniest anniversary gifts that you could give your best friend in the whole world on your wedding anniversary.
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100 Conversation Starters for Couples
The 100 Conversation Starters for Couples is two-fold. For starters, it's a great way to keep you guys yapping away into your twilight years, and secondly (most importantly), it's a funny and sly way of telling your partner that they need to "up their conversation game." These conversation starters allow couples to laugh, smile, and share meaningful and funny experiences with one another.
Customized Sloth Mug
This is a staple for many gift-givers. Whenever you want to send a funny message to your spouse, you can do it in the form of a customized sloth mug. The beauty of it all is that the messages vary. You could, for example, say, "I love you more than I hate your farts." It's all about your creativity here. Which brings us to the next gift:
“I Liked You Before You Were Cool” Teddy Bear
Teddy bears have always been a classic gift for romantic occasions like Valentine's Day and anniversaries. However, instead of sending her a fluffy and snuggly bear that is just plain and cliché, how about sending her one with a funny message. This “I liked you before you were cool” teddy bear is an excellent way to tell her that you will be with her through it all. Even when she doesn’t seem so lovable.
Customized Venn Diagram Mugs
You simply can't go wrong with customized mugs (which is why we have a second one here). This Venn Diagram mug features a funny yet genuine question asking your spouse, “If not now, Venn.” The wordplay showcases your intelligence as well as your funny side and is sure to make your spouse, at the very least, smile.
52 Date Night Ideas Jar
Again, this 52 Date Night Ideas Jar is more romantic than it is funny. However, depending on the message attached, you can allude to the fact that all he does is take you to the same old steakhouse, yet you want to go shopping and wine tasting at Martha's Vineyard every now and again. This date night ideas jar helps keep the relationship fresh and exciting. It offers more traditional date ideas while also mixing in a few things that may be totally different and outside your comfort zone.
"Trapped Since" Keychain
If you've gotten your spouse a mug before (of which you can't go wrong), you can decide to switch it up by getting them a "Trapped Since [insert wedding date here]" keychain. This is a funny yet sweet way to complain about the old ball and chain situation all the while claiming them as well. Let them know what you want to be engraved on your keychain since it's completely customizable. You can choose from 15 different engraving fonts. Also, if you like the keychain idea but can't remember your wedding date, try customizing it with whatever silly sweet name you've given them.
Personalized Luggage Cover
If your spouse travels a lot, how about getting them a Personalized Luggage Cover? However, instead of the beautiful colors and designs that tend to encompass this suitcase, make that design a huge image of your head. You can make the image angry, goofy, smiley, lovey-dovey...you name it. The suitcase cover is made from spandex and polyester material and is extremely durable, so it will last them for many, many trips to come.
Personalized Magnet Kit
Okay - so we're still on the customization kick here. If you're a DIYer, or just want to show that you went the extra mile, then consider this DIY personalized magnet kit. It allows you to design and make your own magnets. You can print your face, cute pictures of you and your spouse, or virtually anything (naughty or nice) and place it on a magnet. The DIY kit comes with 24 magnets, a punch tool, and 24 image covers.
A "What I Love About You" Pad
This "what I love about you" pad is yet another excellent opportunity to be both loving and extremely funny at the same time. With 60 blank sheets, you can go completely wild and make each and every one of those things something weirdly lovable about them. It's a good way to give them a laugh, all the while highlighting all the cool traits you love about them.
DIY Vasectomy Prank Gift Box
Is the love of your life terrified of doctors taking a scalpel to his nether regions? How about giving him a proper fright by getting this DIY Vasectomy Prank Gift Box. While there is nothing in the box, it's a good way to get a reaction from them as soon as they tear off the gift wrapping. This is an 11.5" tall by 9.25" and 4" deep box that can be used as the gift box for a wide variety of gifts. So, you can just go ahead and get him a proper gift but put it in this box just to see him sweat it out a little before he realizes what's happening.
Romantic Novelty Toilet Paper
Your eyes do not deceive you. This is a roll of 2-ply toilet tissue with no-smudge ink printing. What better way to tell your spouse you love them than with 200 sheets of "I love the sh*t out of you." This message is printed on every single sheet of toilet paper in this roll. Also great for sharts.
How to Survive Marriage Playbook
If you are looking for a gift for your husband and he just happens to love football, then look no further! This "How to Survive Marriage Playbook" was written to give laughs to him from her. It further showcases why the wife is always right in the relationship.
It makes a great gift for newlyweds or even seasoned couples who need a few reminders here and there on who is winning the game of marriage. This playbook is a premium 6" by 6" printed book that is guaranteed to cause a bit of laughter here and there.
These are just a few wonderfully funny anniversary gifts you can get for your spouse the next time you celebrate your big day and another wonderful year of being together.